sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
The air taste purple.
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