i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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