So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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