All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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