And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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