I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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