i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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