I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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