I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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