TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
