Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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