with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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