She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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