i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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