Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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