You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
