My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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