Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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