I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
