WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
