He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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