I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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