I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Shame - the story of my life.
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