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say what?
wanna hang out?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
