Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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