That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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