I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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