I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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