so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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