real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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