To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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