Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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