I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Text me some of your sweat
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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