Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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