Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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