it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Randomize
