Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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