i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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