Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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