i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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