i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
worst night to have a conscience
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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