My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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