who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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