Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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