New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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