Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude i'm inner monologue high
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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