3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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