yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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