Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We left an ass print on the piano.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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