chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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