I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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