Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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