dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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