We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Can I color on your dick again?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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