i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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