Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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