idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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