so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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