Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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